The street would like to welcome in the new year to our cast of characters for their back bending antics in 2013. We would not exist without you and our readers.
Most Unlikely Predictions 2014
1.Congress enforces calorie labels for pork IT contracts
2. Preet Bharara is investigated for tax evasion and strip searched, as John Kerry distances himself on his yacht.
3.John Jumper ain't no porn star gets supporting role in Wolf of Wall Street II
4.Gerard Denault vacations with the Reddy Allen in Alps while on bail smoking a stogie
5.Deborah Alderson switches does another job (s)
6.Deborah James switches jobs with Deb Alderson for a Deb does Deb Day
7.Barry Bohrer is becomes a snoopy balloon in next years Macy parade, the strings break
8.Doctor Redacto gets writers cramp
9.Deloitte Touche gets writers cramp and the corporate calculator implodes
10.Gerald Shargel throws a fan-club bash and invites this blog
11.Juan Gonzalez staff writers credit this Blog just once hardee har and joins Shargel's bash
12. SAIC shareholders skinny dip in the East River with Robins Geller when they win lawsuit against Leidos (means leer in spanish, ex SAIC)
Oh, no what will NYC do?...Superman (Ben Affleck) and Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) leave Gotham for Burbank...what will Gotham do?..."I've had my fill of the evils of the man's world!"
