10 hours ago near New York ·
I was at an event last week with a lot of Ocuupy activists when one guy, who was quite drunk at the time, said "I am the greatest Occupy activist of all time!". We laughed at this but he persisted in his claim. We made mention of other great activists like Kate Conway, Michele Equality Kaplan, Stacy Lanyon, Kim Fraczek and challenged him on his claim. So, he said "I have the tats to prove it!" (Dorothy Lyczek take note). So, we said (with some trepidation) "show us!". All of a sudden, he became modest. Later that night, he was soooooo drunk that he passed out. Then, one of us (who shall remain nameless) pulled down his pants!!!!
(You'll like this next part Suzannah Troy)
Well, there is was. On ONE ass cheek was a huge tat which said "All day, all week, Occupy Wall Street!" On the OTHER check was the slogan "We are the 99%!". But, we all agreed that he was INDEED the greatest Occupy activist of all time when we saw with our own eyes situated EXACTLY between the two tats the PERFECT likeness of Mayor Michael Bloomberg.
